I saw this on a blog and think it is humorous. We don't have to be serious all the time :-)
The Washington Post's ‘Mensa Invitational' once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary - alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter - and supply a new definition.
An example: Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Or,
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
FYI, this is a fictional contest, but google the title and you will see that the list is clearly being spread thru the Internet.
Ernster, the Virtual Library Cat
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